Will Jurassic World: Rebirth with Scarlett Johansson Put Asses In Seats?
The latest trailer for Jurassic World: Rebirth isn't moving my needle. I'm excited about it nonetheless, since I've been catching up with the franchise in recent years. The algorithm knows this, as it's been showing me more curiosities about dinosaurs that wasn't discovered when I was a kid. That in itself holds my attention. The new trailer doesn't show Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard or even the original cast. Jurassic World: Dominion brought back three legacy characters, but they've made what should be their final appearance in this thing to make room for new characters. Really, at this point, Pratt and Howard replace Goldblum, Dern and Neill as throwback characters for a new generation who didn't grown up with the Jurassic Park movies, which is a bit depressing. Fortunately, the kids that react to the original trilogy on their YouTube channels are expressing disappointment that they weren't around when those movies were on the big screen. The...