My Canadian Voice.

*please don’t hate on me or tell me to keep my fat nose out of your politics, this idiot isn’t just ruining the United States of America, he has the potential to ruin this entire planet. Admittedly, I don’t know all the politics, but just the tiny bit I see and understand scares the bejeezus outta me.

Keith Olbermann...

Where are ya, buddy?

You need to grab this bullshit by the scruff of his orange neck and knee him in his crusty old nutsack. Metaphorically speaking of course.

The Orange One will do whatever these people tell him to do, and in random order:  Steve Miller, sweet Jesus. Not just a racist, but a smarmy one. Then there's Sean Hannity, and idiot I never thought would make it to my list. Then there's that military guy Kelly who's tainted the rank of general and is more like, General Racist. Seriously. What the fuck!?

But they're all in Trump's ear!

And don’t even get me started on McConnell, Ryan, Pence, oh, and that Cotton-head guythat Cotton-head guy and have you heard of that piece-of-shit Saari that’s running in Michigan.? THIS is what this presidency is attracting. Un-fucken-real.

And his cabinet? Fuck me. Could you possibly dig up a more unqualified, ignorant, destructive group of people? Did ya catch that money hungry snatch-face from the CDC who had shares in some tobacco company? Seriously, wtf.

Like, c’mon.

Racists, corrupt ones even.

The NRA...... I’m not sure if I have enough expletives in my vocabulary to even begin to describe this “fine” group of people, they practically endorse homegrown terrorism. Yet that idiot that sits in the White House never makes mention of that. He just puts all the focus on immigrant "terrorists" and people in gangs.

Pfft, they can’t hold a candle to how many the NRA and their ilk have murdered. It’s all about money I guess.

Oh my gosh. I almost forgot to mention the evangelicals that support him. I’m a weed smoking lesbian nonna, so, it probably goes without saying that I’m not a fan of these hypocritical half-wits. From day one, they knew what he was like, but they have money and they live and breathe “make America great again” you know, like back in the days when women had no voice, no choice and black people were slaves. They are gonna push what he says.

Mulligan. Good grief.

Most of the Republican Party see past the incompetent idiot that he is and pander to him just so that they can get their agenda passed. They don’t give a fuck about real Americans. Country over party is lost on these guys.

Ben Carson. Oh my gosh, are ya fucken kidding me?

Clean coal.

Really?

Climate change deniers!?!?!

North Korea, Russia.

"A Canadian Voice on American Politics under Trump"

*sigh* It’s hard not to feel helpless up here in Canada. I feel for you guys. I really do. I never really paid much attention to politics before, and admittedly I know little of Canadian politics. The only time I really pay attention to politics up here is where the Indigenous people are concerned (we need to fix that).

I don’t want to have to worry about politics in America. But it causes me some stress now. Where’s the common sense?

Keith, I miss your voice buddy.

You know how to make sense of it all, you have a way of taking the day to day chaos of this ridiculously inept administration, more understandable. Your passion for loathing against this corruption gives me inspiration and hope.

So, come back! Pretty please?

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