Now, as you wipe those tears away... here's a little exercise for you to pass the time...
CUT & PASTE ZOE!
Need company?
Someone to listen to your boring stories of being unappreciated and how cool you are? Well, for a limited time, you can take Zoe with you wherever you fucking want and never hear him complain...
Just cut out the Zoe above and be done with it!
Oh yeah, don't forget to ask your parents for help!
Instructions:
(1) Click on Zoe
(2) Print out Zoe.
(3) Cut Zoe out.
(4) Paste on napkin dispenser at your table in restaurant, or your mom's forehead
(5) Tell Zoe about your trials and tribulations!
NOW!