So I wake-up this morning and for a second I thought another one of my childhood heroes had died, so instead of sharing it right away I researched it to make sure it was true but alas, another death hoax, Mr. Bean LIVES!
You asshats! You walk around saying things like "God? there is no proof!" Oh right as if you actually looked, but someone posts a celebrity death hoax and your dumbass is sharing it and making speeches about the lives this person has impacted and the joy they brought to your life. Where the hell are your proof-searching keen detective skills? Wait? is it under your bed with your brain collecting dust next to all the other important shit you should probably be using on a daily basis?
Look. Pick that shit up you lazy ass bums, clean that clutter up already and stop making an ass of yourself. I am guilty of having done this myself but I learned my lesson after like 30 times... OK, it was more like less than 4 but more than 69.Anyways, I write my first article in months after having writers block and also losing good ideas because I didn't have time to write them down and they disappeared into the black hole that is my brain at times I need it the most. So this is the first subject I start my article with, my procrastinating life and other things that prevent me from creating something funny and stupid to read for my nonexistent fans, hahahah.
So someone sees my article and it usually only shows the first few lines and the title, of course. So, they think that I am bitching about my shitty life and yeah, it seems that way to be honest but the article was about another article I read that I agreed with but just thought that it was pointless. Being a metal-head I am apart of a lot of metal groups on Frrce brrk and some of these people are all over it. Yes lyrics are dumbed down, who cares?
So I had a great conversation with an amateur wannabe troll who thought he was gonna troll me, lol it gets pretty funny, by the way, I was hired for my bad mouth, comedic nonsense and just dumb shit I like to ramble about on a regular basis.
People have always dared me to do goofy or stupid things and being that I love to be a goofy bastard I end up taking them on,lol
Be excellent to each other and laugh at life's clowns as they come crashing through your ceiling because they have been stomping on their floor trying to make you turn that loud shit down they hate so much.
So without further ado, I bring you the dumb shit writers like me deal with, yet I am one who doesn't really care what they say or what I say either,lol Mr. Kyle Jones was up to no good but he didn't know that my boss was just daring me to tear into this guy so I did.
So his first comment was, "You deserved it." I guess he thought this article was just me bitching about my chaotic life thinking that I must have bad luck or some shit.
Of course I have no direction other than just being a dick, which is what he is also doing while thinking that I care about the conversation or what he says. I am starting to laugh and my boss is messaging me big ass 'lols' and just egging me on like fucking crazy and I cant help but laugh even harder at what we are both saying because I know as a fellow troll, we are both having a good time trolling. It's like a fucking sport or some shit at this point.
Motherfucker just gave a Tropic Thunder speech over here like, "I'm just an idiot, played by an idiot playing another idiot."
Then the rock throwing thing just makes me laugh so hard I had to end it with some even dumber shit.
You see guys, there is a major problem on the internet, its full of morons who take things at face value without putting any effort to research anything they read. Being misunderstood is one of many ticks attached to my neck slowly sucking blood and brain matter from my skull.I happen to enjoy my flaws for the most part, being A.D.D., DYSLEXIC, and O.C.D.
You cant really take anything I say seriously because like most actual comedians what I say is usually only meant to be funny, dumb or weird. What happens when someone thinks they are hurting my feelings because they believe they can troll a troll? Well some funny shit occurs my friends. Someone ends up insulting themselves like Mr. Kyle Jones over here who, if you can tell, is really getting pissed, so pissed he starts to misspell shit and make absolutely no fucking sense. I misspell shit because I hit the wrong keys and don't always proof-read.
I hope you enjoy reading my stupid rantings and odd point of view, thank you, good night and be Excellent to each other!