Alright.
So I've been trying to get a writing gig on some of these online freelancing sites and no one was biting. About the only thing I could get was some boring ass article work which I don't ever want to do again.
I got really frustrated with the entire process and decided to go it alone (again) but what would my deadline be? How about the release of a blockbuster flick this weekend? So I rushed to write this a la hack and whuala, my latest book!
Just what blockbuster am I talking about? I'm talking about the fourth attempt at one of the Jurassic park movies, Jurassic World! I was hoping the cover would help give that away but some people might be immune to pop culture symbols so there's some help for you.
What is this book about? It's about a dude who buys the dinosaur park and them runs it into the ground cause he doesn't know that dinosaurs don't eat chutney and the diet kills them, running off the tourists with the stink.
But noticing that the fringiest of tourists are crowding around the carcasses with passionate hurling, he decides to make a hybrid dinosaur to kill off making the biggest stinker of them all!